JPBJEAN PHIL
BALD
THE HOUSE OF BALD

GOOD TASTE. ZERO HAIR.

JeanPhilBald

An immaculate suit.
A very unserious internet.
Meet $JPB.

Jean Phil Bald, perfectly composed in a brown tweed suit against a powder-blue backdrop
MEET THE MAN NO HAIR. ALL PRESENCE.
THE ORIGIN OF AN ICON01 / LORE
Jean Phil stands unfazed as a storm of papers whirls through an old trading room
EVERYTHING MOVED. EXCEPT JEAN.FIG. 02

The wind
lost.

Jean Phil stepped outside.
The wind tried its usual tricks.
Nothing moved. A legend was born.

Now the House of Bald dresses serious and posts nonsense.

IMPECCABLY UNBOTHERED.
A LITTLE METHOD TO THE MADNESS02 / ROADMAP

A straight face.
An absurd plan.

Three acts.
One very calm man.

Jean Phil climbs a surreal blue staircase, impeccably dressed and carrying an orange
UPWARD. UNBOTHERED.FIG. 03
01
ACT I / THE ARRIVAL

The portrait.

Make an entrance.
Find the first faces.

02
ACT II / THE GATHERING

The house.

Gather the bald.
Release the memes.

03
ACT III / THE TAKEOVER

The runway.

Take the character everywhere.
Stay impossibly composed.

KEEP AN EYE ON THINGS03 / DEX SCREENER

The market.
The straight face.

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